Dragon Pole Z – Chapter 6: "The Quest for the Lengthy Legend!"
[Recap from Last Chapter]
After embarrassing himself with a 10-second performance, the mighty Prince Vegeta went into a depression deeper than Goku's appetite. He trained under the mysterious bald sensei, enduring brutal pole-based exercises. And now… the final test awaits.
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[Scene opens – Night at Sensei D's rooftop dojo]
Vegeta breathes heavily, his armor cracked, his pride dangling by a thread... or rather, a string.
Sensei D (arms crossed):
"Prince… your body is ready. But your… length… still lacks."
Vegeta:
"I trained! I lifted with it! I swung from it! I even balanced ki blasts on it like a circus act!"
Sensei D (smirking):
"True. But true growth requires something ancient… mystical… and possibly made in China."
[He holds up a glowing orb – one of the Dragon Balls.]
Vegeta (confused):
"Wait… you had one this whole time?!"
Sensei D:
"Of course! I collect them like Pokéballs. But you, my little firecracker, must collect the other six. Only Shenron… the Eternal Pole Whisperer… can grant your final wish."
Vegeta (vein popping):
"THEN WHY DID I DO ALL THAT TRAINING?!"
Sensei D (shrugging):
"Honestly, it was hilarious watching you try to do sit-ups fully naked "
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[Montage Begins – The Dragon Ball Hunt]
Narrator (epic voice):
"Thus began Vegeta's awkward, often NSFW, journey across the globe… all to make his pole worthy of legend."
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[Dragon Ball #1 – Ice Island: "Cuddle of Destiny"]
Scene opens with Vegeta standing tall on a snowy cliff, cape dramatically flapping in the icy wind. Snow is falling. Ice crystals sparkle. The Orange Dragon Ball lies half-buried in the snow.
Eskimo Lady (huge parka, 4 feet tall, suspiciously buff arms):
"You want shiny orange ball? Cuddle ( hug )is price."
Vegeta (crosses arms, pride at MAX level):
"Tch. Saiyans don't cuddle… we dominate."
(He looks away with a 'cool guy' scoff. Violins play softly.)
[1 Minute Later…]
Cut to inside the igloo.
Vegeta is curled up like a cinnamon roll, eyes wide, face frozen in horror.
The Eskimo Lady is spooning him like a giant teddy bear, humming a lullaby.
Eskimo Lady (smiling):
"Aww… you're warm like polar bear cub."
Vegeta (trembling internally, voice shaking):
"I–I'm only doing this for the Dragon Ball… this is... tactical snuggling..."
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[Dragon Ball #2 – Beach Resort]
[Dragon Ball #2 – Beach Resort: The Bikini Duel for the Dragon Ball]
EXT. BEACH RESORT – DAY
Waves crash. Seagulls fly. Bikini girls giggle in slow motion. A glint in the sand — the sacred 5-star Dragon Ball sparkles.
Roshi, in a neon Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses, dives into the sand like a seal and grabs it triumphantly.
Roshi:
"Aha! Another one for the Kame Collection!"
Suddenly, a shadow looms over him — it's VEGETA, shirtless, muscles flexed, holding a protein shake and oozing ego.
Vegeta (growling):
"That Dragon Ball is MINE, fossil. Hand it over before I blast you into beach confetti."
Roshi (wiping his shades):
"Ohhh? Is that fear I hear... or is your Saiyan pride scared of a little bikini battle?"
Vegeta (confused):
"A what now?"
Roshi (nodding like a champ):
"We settle this the old way — Bikini Duel Tournament! By :-
" BIKINI WALK"
Vegeta (face twisted):
"What kind of idiotic—"
Roshi (smirking):
"I won last year. Girls screamed my name.
Vegeta : What all does I have to do,( in anger mood) , forced by helplessness?
Vegeta (eyes twitching, ego cracking):
"Tch... FINE! I accept. I'll show you how a REAL Saiyan rocks a bikini!"
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[ CRAZY BIKINI BATTLE BEGINS]
Vegeta catwalks angrily in a leopard print pink bikini. Roshi slow-mo dances in a virgin white bikni frilly number.
A man shouted loudly from the crowd. Marry me Vegeta
Vegeta ( don't lose patience champ,deal with it for your performance, for your pole)
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JUDGES (3 bikini girls):
"And the winner is…"
DRAMATIC PAUSE
ALL THREE (in unison):
"VEGETA!"
Crowd cheers. Roshi claps slowly with a nosebleed.
Suddenly, Goku runs without any clothes
Goku:
"Hey! Anyone seen my pants? Also, who blew up the snack bar?!"
The crowd and the judges panicked and started screaming. Three female judges fainted upon seeing Goku pole
Vegeta: I will beat you kakarot just wait and watch (pointing finger to kakarot pole)
Goku : Vegeta that's bikini looking nice on you , dude ( click a photo)
(With 3 female judges, Vegeta also fainted by humiliation)
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[Dragon Ball #3 – Capsule Corp's Attic: The Cave of Shame]
INT. CAPSULE CORP – ATTIC – NIGHT
Vegeta rummages through dusty junk, pulls out a glowing Dragon Ball.
Vegeta (grinning):
"One step closer… Soon, I'll be unstoppable."
Bulma appears behind him, sipping wine.
Bulma (smirking):
"Oh? Collecting balls now? Finally doing something useful with the ones you were born with?"
Vegeta (eye twitching):
"Don't push me, woman."
Bulma:
"Push you? Please, My Cave did that already — straight into the wall."
Vegeta (defensive):
"I was caught off-guard!"
Bulma:
"You lasted 10 seconds, Vegeta. Even Yamcha calls that a disappointment."
Vegeta (gritting teeth):
"That cave cheated. That cave is not normal very big and deep even my pole feared
Bulma:
"Sure. And your screams were totally part of the plan?"
Vegeta (snatching the Dragon Ball):
"I WILL DEFEAT THAT CAVE!"
Bulma (grinning):
"Want me to pack your bunny slippers again, champ?"
Vegeta storms off, slippers already on his feet.
Bulma (muttering):
"11 seconds this time and I'll give you a party."
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[Dragon Ball #4 – Desert Temple]
Vegeta punches through an ancient stone wall, grabs the ball, and collapses.
Vegeta (gasping):
"This better be worth it. My pole hasn't twitched since yesterday."
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[Dragon Ball #5 – On Goku's Dinner Table]
Goku (with mouth full):
"Huh? This orange marble thing? Thought it was a snack. Don't worry! Didn't swallow it… this time."
Vegeta:
"DAMN YOU, KAKAROT!"
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[Dragon Ball 6- kid's poop toy]
Kid (proudly holding a glowing marble):
"This my lucky marble! It glows when I poop!"
Vegeta (flies down slowly, stares at the marble in disgust):
"…That's the most disturbing thing I've heard all week."
Kid (still smiling):
"Sometimes it sings too—when it's a big one."
Vegeta (snatches the marble with two fingers like it's toxic):
"I don't want to know. Ever."
[Kid looks sad, pulls out a lollipop, starts licking it sadly.]
Kid:
"Well, at least I still have my—"
Vegeta (snatches the lollipop mid-lick):
"Sugar rots your brain, kid. I'm doing the world a favor."
Kid (teary-eyed):
"You're a supervillain…"
Vegeta (flies off, licking the lollipop):
"Prince of all Saiyans… and candy taxes."
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7. FINAL DRAGON BALL
(VEGETA ULTIMATE SACRIFICE)
A remote village. An old, wrinkly man with sunglasses and no shirt sits on a rocking chair, fanning himself. A glowing Dragon Ball sits on a cushion beside him.
Vegeta (hovering above, cape fluttering, arms crossed):
"Old man. Hand over the Dragon Ball… or I'll blast this entire shack to ashes."
Old Man (grinning creepily):
"Ohoho… You can have it, sonny. But there's a catch…"
(pats his thigh seductively)
"…Spend one night with me… at the local hotel."
Vegeta's face drops. Cue thunder rumble.
Vegeta (internally):
"No… Not like this… I'm the Prince of all Saiyans… I've fought super villain… I've trained in 500x gravity…"
"But this… this is my final boss."
Old Man (wiggles eyebrows):
"I'll even pay for room service."
Cut to hotel room – Vegeta sitting on the edge of the bed, dead inside, wearing a pink 'Saiyan Sleepover' robe. The old man hums in the bathroom.
Vegeta (muttering):
"…For the Dragon Ball… For my pride… No—wait, pride's already dead."
(Flashback of Bulma and chi chi conversations, Goku pole length on beach and all humiliation done by bulma in that 10 sec night) I have to do it eyes are close ( crying)
Suddenly, the old man comes out in nothing but a towel.
Old Man:
"You ready, big boy?"
Vegeta (standing dramatically, tears in eyes):
"JUST TAKE IT, DAMN YOU!"
He throws himself on the bed like a tragic soap opera star.
Next morning – Vegeta stumbles out of the hotel, hair messed up, eyes lifeless, holding the Dragon Ball tightly.
Goku (waiting outside with a smile):
"Hey Vegeta! You got the Dragon Ball? Cool! How'd you get it?"
Vegeta (eyes twitching):
"…Never speak of this."
He drops to his knees, holding the Dragon Ball to the sky like Simba.
Vegeta:
"I HAVE SACRIFICED EVERYTHING!!"
Old man from the window, sipping coffee:
"Come back anytime, sweet cheeks!"
Narrator (Dramatic Voice):
"And thus, the Prince of All Saiyans discovered… some prices are too high. But damn if he didn't pay it anyway."
Cue sad violin and Goku laughing his ass off in the background.
Vegeta: shut up you narrator
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[Scene Shift – Wasteland Summit: All 7 Balls Gathered]
Thunder crashes. The sky darkens. Vegeta raises the balls dramatically.
Vegeta:
"O great Shenron… I summon thee!"
[Explosion of white light. Shenron rises, massive, coiling through the clouds. But instead of roaring… he starts LAUGHING.]
Shenron (chuckling):
"Oh-ho-ho! You actually did it?! I heard the whole 10-second story."
Vegeta (fuming):
"Stop laughing, you flying noodle! I trained! I bled! I did squats with a pole strapped to me!"
Shenron (still laughing):
"Yes yes… now, what is your wish, little prince?"
Vegeta (yelling):
"MAKE MY POLE LONGER. STRONGER. ETERNAL!"
[Awkward silence. Birds fly away. Clouds awkwardly pause.]
Shenron (wiping tears):
"You mortals never disappoint. Very well… wish granted."
[White light blasts from the sky, hitting Vegeta's waist. He glows. Aura expands. The ground trembles. A beam shoots up into space. Goku sneezes at home.]
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[Aftermath – Vegeta Standing, Breathing Heavily]
Sensei D (appearing from behind rock):
"Feel it, don't you? The true… extension."
Vegeta (grinning):
"It's like... I can touch planets with it now."
Sensei D (whispering):
"And now… we market it."
Vegeta (shocked):
"WHAT?!"
Sensei D:
"Yes, I used you. That training? For testing my Pole Power Workout Gear. Now available on intergalactic polezon."
Vegeta (furious):
"YOU SCAMMING BALD FOSSIL!"
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[Narrator – Classic Announcer Voice]
"Will Vegeta use his new power to finally conquer Bulma's Black Forest Cave? Will Goku ever realize his pole makes other men cry? And just how many people saw the 10-second disaster?
Find out next time… on the only show that stretches longer than Vegeta's ego…
DRAGON POLE Z!!!"
STAY TUNED!
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