I squatted in the crack at the root of the World Tree, looking at the boiling pool of Youth Spring in front of me. A pungent smell of perfume wafted from the tip of my nose - Loki was wearing a diamond-studded beautician badge and stirring the spring water with a long-handled spoon:
"Don't miss it if you pass by! Asgard Immortal Water, apply a drop and you'll look ten years younger! "
The goddesses by the spring formed a long queue. Freya threw the gold necklace into the spring.
"I want to get rid of the nasolabial folds!"
Sif cut off her blonde hair to use as currency.
Give me ten bottles of dandruff remover!
Even the Valkyries came holding their battle helmets as containers, and the bugle sounds of the Valkyrie Hall turned into the call bells of the beauty salon.
Host! Sunscreen was detected in the spring water!
The hamster system popped up the ingredient list, "When mixed, it will produce the [Beautiful Zombie] virus!"
Loki's green cloak suddenly turned into a white coat.
"Dear guest, your skin needs photorejuvenation treatment..."
The flames of sunscreen shot out from his fingertips, scaring the youth goddess Eden to knock over the golden apple basket.
I picked up the fallen leaves of the World Tree as a frisbee, dipped them in Apollo's sunscreen lipstick and shot them towards the spring water. The trajectory of the leaves bouncing on the spring surface precisely pieced together Hercules' protein powder formula.
The spring water suddenly boiled and bubbled, and the essence that Freya had just applied to her face began to harden into plaster.
"My face!"
The Goddess of Beauty screamed and knocked over the shelf, and the Fountain of Youth spray bottle rolled into the crack of the Rainbow Bridge.
The stained glass of the medieval monastery suddenly reflected Freya's masked face, and the monks shouted collectively:
"The new Virgin Mary has appeared!"
Thor charged forward in a smoking Rainbow Bridge chariot.
"God of Tricks!" You scared all my guests away!
His Hammer live stream camera is still on, and online viewers are frantically flooding the screen.
Refund the money! The sunscreen hammer is peeling off paint!
Loki seized the opportunity to pour the spring water into Heimdahl's horn:
Everyone, listen up! This is a sacred object that can summon the goddess of beauty -
The moment he blew the horn, a storm of sunscreen rained down all over Asgard, and the Valkyrie's wings were stuck to the gate of Valhalla.
"Start Plan B!"
I pulled Thor's cape and wiped off the spring water recipe. "Break the chemical bonds with your lightning!"
The lightning drawn by the Thunder God's hammer struck the spring, and the spring of youth evaporated into a rainbow mist.
Freya suddenly started the hip-shaking dance - the system indicated that she had accidentally activated the "Charming Lightning" skill.
The goddesses all went crazy, chasing Loki for the "beauty magic tutorial".
Napoleon's mechanical arm emerged from the space-time rift and stole the last half bottle of mutated spring water:
"Paris needs eternal beauty!"
The design of the guillotine was exposed under his cape, and the sunscreen lubricant was dripping.
The Philosopher Cat suddenly leapt onto the top of the world tree, its PAWS drawing out a new Luhn prophecy:
When the hammer combines with the powder compact, the gods will fall in the live stream...
Thor's live broadcast camera automatically turned to prophecy, and the number of online viewers instantly exceeded one billion - medieval church paintings simultaneously appeared in the bullet comments, and the monks began to learn to draw holy water.
In the chaos, Loki poured sunscreen into the roots of the world Tree. The bark cracked rapidly and oozed fluorescent blue SAP. The system alarm resounded across the Nine realms:
"Warning! Three days after Ragnarok is raised, the Doomsday flames will turn into sunscreen spray!
I grabbed Eden's golden apple and threw it at the tree roots. The juice was mixed with sunscreen to make a super glue.
When Loki's green shoes were stuck to the ground, he was still Shouting promotional slogans:
The second item is half price! Bonus: The same Necrard nail art as Hela's! \ ""
Heimdahl's horn suddenly spontaneously combusted, and the sunscreen fireworks that spewed out spelled out "SOS" in the night sky.
Odin's one-eye lens turns into a colored contact lens:
"Subjects of the Nine Realms!" Double-click to follow and unlock the Ragnarok advance ticket!
"Task upgrade!"
The hamster system blew up into a fire extinguisher. "Make the antidote with Newton's apple core + Da Vinci's paintbrush + Egyptian scarab!"
When Saul was delivering the materials from Florence with a hammer, Napoleon was applying sunscreen to the guillotine.
"Let beauty last forever!"
The tip of the tail of the philosophical cat is dripping the antidote to change history...
When Newton's apple core rolled into the mire of the Middle Ages, it happened to be crushed by Joan of Arc's warhorse passing by.
The moment the juice seeped into the soil, the wheat fields within a radius of ten miles suddenly bore sun-protective apples, and the stained glass of the monastery reflected the formula E=mc².
"Heresy!"
The iron boots of the Inquest crushed the fruits but released a sunscreen particle mist.
The iron masks of the judges began to rust, and they were forced to use Joan of Arc's nail art paintings as temporary filters - the French iris pattern flickered blue with each breath.
"Host triggers chain reaction!"
The hamster system flickers with garbled characters. "Newtonian mechanics + Sunscreen = quantum aesthetics! Please do it immediately:
1. Teach Leonardo Da Vinci to make sun-protective aircraft (0/1)
2. Preventing Columbus from navigating with a sun-protective compass (0/1)
3. Apply reflective coating to the Viking longship (Urgent!) "
Napoleon's mechanical arm suddenly pierced through time and space and seized several mutated apples:
The Bastille needs eternal fruits! His guillogue design was falling, showing the use of sunscreen as a lubricant - Philosophy Cat pressed paw prints on it to comment: "The decapitation without makeup removal plan is feasible."
Leonardo Da Vinci was pulled from his studio in Florence, with the quill still stuck in his bun.
Is this the fuel for the new flapping-wing aircraft?
He squeezed the sun-protective apple juice and poured it into the fuel tank. Suddenly, the aircraft sprayed a rain of facial masks over the monastery.
"Come up quickly!"
Leonardo Da Vinci pulled me into the cabin. The sun-protective coating refracted the totem of the Egyptian scarab beetle in the sunlight. We swept across the battlefield that was in chaos.
Joan of Arc is commanding the artillery with nail painting, Viking longships are enjoying sun-protected surfing on the Seine River, and Newton's apple tree is being burned down by monks as a heretical.
Host! Activate the Da Vinci Code with the Scarab Beetle!
The hamster system vomits ancient Egyptian papyrus. I pressed the Scarab relief in the cockpit, and the aircraft suddenly quantized - the wings passed through Joan's battle flag, and sun particles imprinted the calculus formula on the flag surface.
The Philosophy cat burrowed into the cockpit through the time crack, its tail sweeping across the navigator.
The holographic map shows that Columbus is sailing towards the New World of Beauty under the guidance of a sun-protective compass, while Napoleon's guillotine has been assembled on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean.
"Warning! Sun-protective apples change species evolution!
The system pops up a screen showing the year 2023 AD - the Wall Street Bull statue has grown a sun protection coating, and all stock codes have changed to SPF indices.
When we made an emergency landing on the deck of the Santa Maria in Columbus, the sun protection compass was pointing to the wrong aurora. Columbus marked on the nautical chart with sunscreen:
There are indigenous people here who can apply facial masks!
This is the flight route to the paradise of sun protection!
Napoleon turned out from behind the mast, and his mechanical arm was modified into a sunscreen syringe. "Let the New World be bathed in eternal beauty!"
Leonardo Da Vinci suddenly disassembled the compass and replaced the magnetic needle with the lens of my truth:
True wealth is knowledge!
The lenses refracted the Mayan sun protection calendar, and the sailors on the deck suddenly collectively had an epithet of general relativity.
The philosophical cat leapt onto the rudder, and its paw prints formed a new prophecy:
When Apple meets the battle flag, wisdom will blossom on the guillotine...
Joan of Arc's battle flag suddenly drifted in from France and wrapped around Columbus' sun-protective compass. A holographic map emerged over the Atlantic Ocean - the coordinates of Napoleon's guillotine were shining brightly.