I crouched behind the dragon head statue of the Viking longship, watching Ragnar Lodbrock gulping down sunscreen as if it were mead, and his red beard was turning fluorescent blue at a visible rate to the naked eye.
"System!" Didn't you say this was for external application? I held the hamster's neck and shook it.
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Hamster spits out Ancient Nordic Rune paper, "Vikings MAY drink any Liquid as wine... Warning! His Fury is going to escalate!"
Ragnar suddenly let out a long howl to the sky, and the sunscreen boiled into blue lava in his veins.
He broke the mast with his bare hands to use as a javelin and precisely hit the stained window of the monastery three nautical miles away - nuns who were applying sunscreen masks were screaming and dancing tap dance.
"Odin is on!"
The Viking warriors collectively pounded their chests. "This is even more exciting than mead!" In the blink of an eye, the sunscreen on the entire ship was consumed up. Twenty Berserkers, all blue, began to shave their leg hair with battle axes.
Suddenly, thunder rumbled from the dark clouds. Thor drove the goat chariot out of the clouds, and his hammer, Mjolnir, was peeling paint.
Despicable mortal! How dare you steal Asgard's Divine Light!
I hold up half a can of sunscreen.
"Lord Thor!" This IS TO HONOR YOUR care..."
Before the words could be spoken, the hammer hit the deck and the entire ship was instantly electrified.
The blue beards of the Viking warriors stood up one after another, like a flock of angry porcupines.
"Host, use reverse conduction quickly!"
The system hamster was blown into a lightning rod. "Apply sunscreen to the hammer handle!"
I lunged at the falling hammer. The moment the sunscreen came into contact with the ulu metal, the hammer marks revealed nano-scale sun protection factor indicators.
The moment Thor grabbed the handle of the hammer, the golden lightning turned into a seven-colored neon, hitting the clouds and exploding into a thunderstorm in the shape of a heart.
"This is... What a wonderful touch!
Saul stroked the silky smooth handle of the hammer, "Softer than Freya's hair!" He swung the hammer in circles. A rainbow arc swept across the sea surface, and the entire North Sea turned into a disco dance floor.
Ragnar seized the opportunity to climb onto the chariot:
This iron lump is more powerful than a long boat! He snatched the hammer and struck hard, but lightning struck his Viking pants - the burnt smell wafted with the strange aroma of melted sunscreen.
"Warning! The historical line has shifted!
The system popped up a holographic map, "The Lindisfarn raid in 793 AD will turn into a sunscreen trade fair!"
Suddenly, Napoleon, disguised as a Viking prophet, boarded the bow of the ship:
"Twilight of the Gods requires more sun protection gear!"
His mechanical prosthetic limb spewed protein powder smoke, and the Viking warriors began to carve shopping lists on rune stones.
The philosophical cat emerged from Thor's cape, with a sample of the sun protection coating of the Trojan horse wrapped around its PAWS.
It jumped onto the hammer and tapped it gently. Suddenly, the surface of the hammer projected the sun protection account book of a medieval monastery - it prominently recorded the transaction record of exchanging holy water for dumbbells.
"The host triggers a chain reaction!"
The hamster system is garbled and flashing frequently, "Apollo's sun arrow + Thor's sun hammer = Doomsday beauty Rainbow Bridge!"
When Saul was using the rainbow bridge to convey sunscreen, Napoleon took the opportunity to pour the spring of youth into the teleportation array.
The entire rainbow bridge began to grow wildly, stretching across the sky all the way to the beauty salon of the 21st century.
Ragnar's battle axe was stuck in the space-time rift, and a line of Runn characters slowly emerged on the handle of the axe:
"To the Future World - Your Fashion is defined by the Vikings!"
Suddenly, countless manicurists' hands reached out in the neon light of the Rainbow Bridge, pulling Ragnar's Viking ship towards the future. I clung tightly to the dragon head statue and saw a beautician in the 21st century using a laser hair removal device to target Saul's beard:
Sir, do you want a card? The eighth care is free!
"Mortal!" What did you do to the Rainbow Bridge!
Thor's roar turned into a bubble sound in the time and space passage, "Three water diamonds fell off from my hammer nail art!"
The system hamster suddenly turned into VR glasses:
"Detected an imbalance in the sun protection index of the Nine realms, please act immediately:
Apply sunscreen to the World Tree (0/1)
2. Stop Loki from Selling Youth Spring Water (0/1)
3. Perform sonic care on Heimdahl's horn (Urgent!) "
Napoleon's mechanical arm suddenly hooked onto the mast of the ship.
"History will be rewritten by beauty!"
Under his cape, an invitation to Paris Fashion Week was revealed. "The sun protection revolution in the Bastille needs Viking models!"
The Philosophy cat leapt onto Thor's shoulder and pressed the hammer handle hide button with its PAWS.
The Rainbow Bridge suddenly split into nine branches, each leading to a beauty disaster in a different time and space - a medieval monastery was painting the glass with sunscreen, a Renaissance painter was reapplying lip gloss to the Mona Lisa, and even the pyramids of the pharaohs were covered with sunscreen film.
"Start Plan B!"
I took out Apollo's sunscreen lipstick and drew Hercules' protein powder formula on the sail.
The moment the rune lit up, the Viking warriors' muscles swelled collectively, and their fluorescent beards turned into steel wire nets, blocking the space-time rift.
Laguna seized the opportunity to retrieve the battle axe, and the blade of the axe split the energy source of the Rainbow Bridge:
"Even Ragnarok should be decided by the Scandinavians!" Amidst the splashing fragments of time and space, we fell to the roots of the world tree - where it was being eroded by sunscreen to develop mold spots.
"The host triggers the ultimate mission!"
The system hamsters were blown into protective suits. "The antidote was mixed with Cleopatra's tears, Newton's apples and Leonardo Da Vinci's paintbrush!"
Saul's hammer suddenly started live streaming:
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Odin's one-eye shot up a rocket in the live stream, and Freya used a beauty device to block the flames of Ragnarok.
Napoleon took the opportunity to steal a sample of the spring of youth, and his mechanical arm was engraved with a new slogan:
"Make Paris the capital of sun protection!" And the philosophical Cat is carving a new prophecy on the world tree:
"When dumbbells combine with FOUNDATION, wisdom is reborn in Mascara..."