Alt title:Classes, Coins, and Questionable Decisions
Scene:Hunter Association HQ — Temporary Holding/Processing Room.
Deadpool's slouched backward in a chair, spinning lazily in circles like a bored kid in detention.Woo Jin-Chul is standing nearby, arms crossed, eye twitching every few seconds.
Deadpool calls over cheerfully:
"So, when do I get my official hero cape? Or, y'know, at least a free snack?"
Woo:
"We're still deciding whether to let you keep breathing in public."
Deadpool finger guns at him, unbothered.
"Cool cool cool. Anyway—Nexus, show Daddy his presents!"
[DING!]
Quest Complete: "Make an Impression!"
Rewards:
1500 Gold (received)
1x Random Class Box (available)
1x ??? Reward (available)
Deadpool's eyes light up.
"Gimme the loot, sugar."
He taps Random Class Box first.
[Opening Random Class Box...]
Bright light. Swirling animation. Overly dramatic drumroll inside his own head.
Result:
New Class Obtained:[Trickster]A class specialized in chaos, deception, luck manipulation (what little he has), and surviving by sheer nonsense.
Deadpool cackles.
"A Trickster?! Literally perfect. I mean, I already was one, but now it's official. Suck it, reality!"
Woo Jin-Chul stares at him talking to thin air and wonders internally if heavy sedation is legal.
Next: Deadpool opens the ??? Reward.
[DING!]
??? Reward Unlocked:
Passive Skill: [Fourth Wall Breaker Lv.1]
Allows the user to occasionally predict or sense future major events. Also increases ability to confuse, annoy, and destabilize enemies (and allies) with nonsense commentary.
Deadpool freezes for a second.Then turns slowly, looking straight at the reader.
"You guys are so not ready for this."
He fist bumps the air, beaming.
New Stat Sheet Flashes (only to Deadpool):
Level: 4
Class: Trickster
Gold: 1501
Skills:
SSS Regeneration (Passive)
Taunt Lv.1 (Active)
Fourth Wall Breaker Lv.1 (Passive)
Deadpool gets up dramatically.
"Alright, Woozie! Let's update my resume! New class, new skills, still no manners."
Woo Jin-Chul deadpans:
"We're scheduling your official introduction to the world. Please, for once, don't start a riot before then."
Deadpool throws up two peace signs.
"No promises. Also, tell the media I want to be known as 'The Merc with a Mouth.' Trademark pending."