Alt title:Deadpool: Now Officially Your Problem
Scene:Deadpool flops onto his busted mattress in his tiny Seoul apartment. The Nexus system pings again.
"Alright, status check time, baby."
He opens his full Status Window for the first time properly.
[Status Window]
Name: Wade Wilson (Deadpool)Title: Merc with a MouthClass: TricksterLevel: 4Race:Probably humanHP: 999,999+ (self-repairing)MP: 420 (blaze it)Strength: 115Agility: 108Vitality: ∞Intelligence: 58Luck: -100Gold: 1501
Skills:
SSS Regeneration (Passive) — "You literally can't die. Deal with it."
Taunt Lv.1 (Active) — "Poke the bear. Then outrun the bear."
Fourth Wall Breaker Lv.1 (Passive) — "Annoy reality itself."
Deadpool whistles.
"God-tier healing, sarcasm mastery, and certified professional troll. I'm basically a one-man apocalypse."
Cut to:Hunter Association Headquarters — Press Room.
Crowds gathered. Flashbulbs popping.A podium set up with Hunter Association's spokesperson ready.
Live broadcast nationwide.Every major network is tuned in.
Spokesperson steps up, serious voice.
"Today, we officially announce Korea's eleventh S-Rank Hunter... designation: Deadpool."
Deadpool's blurry picture flashes on screens everywhere — mask, swords, bloodstains, grinning like a maniac.
"Though originally identified as Canadian nationality, he is recognized as an independent S-Rank Hunter registered under Korea's protection and jurisdiction."
Cut to:Deadpool watching on his tiny TV, eating chips.
"Canadian, Korean... whatever. Just don't mess with my healthcare plan."
Cut to:America — Hotel Room.Sung Jin-Woo sitting calmly at a desk, a laptop open, soft city lights outside the window.
He watches the news stream without much emotion at first... until Deadpool's picture appears.
Jin-Woo's eyebrow raises very slightly.
Jin-Woo (deadpan):"That... doesn't look like a normal Hunter."
He sips his coffee quietly.
"South Korea's 12th S-Ranker, huh?"
Small smirk.
"Interesting."
Montage of Reactions:
Choi Jong-In (Hunters Guild):His supervisor bursts into his office.
"Sir! The Association confirmed it! The Red Hunter is officially S-Rank!"Choi leans back, thoughtful."So... another unknown monster joins the board."
Chae In:Watching the news on TV at her home.She sits forward slightly, recognizing the red-suited lunatic from earlier.
"He's the one Woo Jin-Chul kept us away from..."
White Tiger Guild:Baek Yoon-Ho (the Guild Master) frowns as he watches the broadcast.
"No mana signature. No record. No guild. And he's still S-Rank?"
Other Guilds:Floods of online forums, news articles, and rumor mills exploding in real-time.
Meanwhile, Deadpool:Still lounging. Still eating chips.
He raises a toast to the flickering TV.
"Cheers, Korea. You just adopted the world's most annoying immortal."
He turns to the fourth wall:
"Don't worry, dear readers. I'm just getting started."