Too little pokemon fanfics on here, taking it upon my self to make you cuties something you can read while drinking a nice cup of coffee, enjoy!
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Warm, damp, and surprisingly snug, thats how I would describe my current situation. Now I know what you might be thinking: 'who the fuck starts a story like that?! I just sat down!'. And I'll tell you my dear Peter, this description fits perfectly... Why?
Well...
I'm pretty sure I'm in an egg of some sorts, if the current light shinning into my eye from the damage on my home's wall is anything to go by.
*crack*
Hm... Can't believe I got tricked into accepting that guy's deal... Now I might get to live for 20 years as a chicken, taking into account that I don't get processed into nuggets by the time I'm 2 weeks old, if I'm lucky that is...
*crack* *crack*
Don't trust shady salesmen claiming to be all powerful beings, kids, you never know what sort of devious plans that ROB guy might have for you.
*crack* *crack* *CRACK*
And from the looks of it... Even getting out of here is a struggle, I'mstarting to feel suffocatd...
*CRACK*
Is it just me or is this taking too long? I've been squirming against this eggshell for 10 minutes now!
*crack*
''Few! Finally out! Long live oxygen-chan!'' I exclaim throwing my paws up into the air in celebration. Wait...
''Paws? Huh?!?'' My eyes widen as i look down at my limbs, soft yellow furr covering my arms and stomach, while most the other parts that i can see are gray, small metal like protrusions on the back of my hands, and a gray snout that i just noticed. ''Okay... don't freak out... don't freak out... I'm freaking out... I'm a furry now! And i was born from an egg no less! oh god, just kill me already!''
I groan in frustration at my new reality, my hollow red eyes looking up at the sun's rays filtering in through the tree canopy ''wee...'' That's... ''A weedle?'' My mind shortcuts for a while as I register the cute worm pokemon staring at me in confusion from a tree branch, while i stare at it with as much if not more bewilderment.
''I'm in... pokemon? Then that means...'' i look back down at my paws, my mind running a mile a minute before it clicks ''Holly shit... I'm a riolu. A shiny riolu.'' Falling into silence for a while as I absorb this new information. I look up again, a silent tear falling down my eye ''I'm fucked....''
Now, you might be wondering why desperation is oozing from my very soul at the moment, right? Well... I'm in the pokemon world. If that isn't bad enough, I'm a pokemon in the pokemon world... a riolu nonetheless, one of the most sought after pokemon, not to mention, I'm shiny, and my parents are nowhere to be seen, do you finally get it now?
''I'm so totally royally fucked...'' i sigh in resignation, sulking as i filter out the outside world, the weedle climbs down the tree and gets closer to me with hesitant movements, isn't their stinger venomous? Should probably watch out for that... oh well, I think it would be the easiest way to go out that's available to me right now.
''Weedle?'' I blink in confusion at the small worm that barely reaches my knees, ''hey little guy... can you understand me?'' I ask as i finally register my own voice, and rather than english, I'm just repeating my own name like a dumbass... great, can't even beg for mercy when the poachers or whatever team rainbow they have in the latest game come knocking.
The weedle unexpectedly nods as it tilts it head in an innocent gesture, ugh... did it just use babydoll eyes? Can weedles even learn that move?
''I'm fine buddy... thanks for worrying.'' I say with a sigh, why does my voice come out in english in my own mind? Shouldn't spanish speakers think in spanish and all that jazz? Hm... this is probably for the reader's sake.
''Wee weedle!'' Yeah i don't understand shit, but it looks happy? So i guess that's good. ''Wee?'' Hm... yeah sure thing buddy, whatever you say. I pet its head gently as i look around at the trees surrounding us.
''Shouldn't there be some berries or something nearby... I'm so hungry I could eat a horse. Well... Rapidash? I guess?'' I muse out loud as the weedle smiles? I'm not sure, it's hard to look at a bug's facial expressions, but I can feel what it wants to convey easy enough.
''Alright buddy, I'll be depending on you, okay? If i don't eat soon i might start considering making you my first meal in this world.'' I say jokingly. And from it's expression, yeah... joke, not received. How a bug can look so terrified is beyond me.
''I'm joking, joking! I don't find the idea of choking on your stinger appealing either, lets just go.'' I look away awkwardly and silently follow the weedle to a small bush a hundred meters or so away from my 'birthplace'.
Speaking about birth... Do things born from eggs consider the moment they hatch their birthday, or the moment their mother lays their egg as their birthday? Hmm... food for thought, but right now... ''FOOD!'' I say rushing towards the spiky purple berry bush.
As i pluck one of the fruits i hesitate as i eye it suspiciously ''wait... isn't purple the rarest colour in nature? With most being able to kill a person outright? Eh, doesn't matter.'' I plop one of the fruits into my mouth, it tastes kind of dry? With a slightly sweet and smooth undertone, ''hm, actually, pretty good.''
[Eaten 1
My mind comes to a halt for the nth time today, surprised? Obviously. Confused? Most definitely. Excited? ''FUCK YES! I HAVE A SYSTEM!!'' I jump up in happiness as the berries I gathered fall out of my paws, my weedle companion flinching in surprise as it looks at me like how one might look at a mental patient.
Okay... I can work with this... I can definitely work with this. Uhh... Linku startu? System? Panel? Win+R? Status?
[Name:
Race: Riolu
Nature: Adamant
Abilities: Inner focus: prevents the Pokémon from flinching
Prankster: Gives priority to status moves.
Anticipation: Senses a foe's next move
Level: 1
Move set: endure, quick attack, cross chop, detect
Stats:
Hp:40
Attack:71
Defence:40
Sp.Atk:35
Sp.Def:40
Speed:62
Items:]
''Do I just win at life now? I have the mother of all cheats, a system, a goddam system! Hahaha! Prepare your ass Arceus! This furry is going to grow to beat your ass to the ground!'' I say still riding the high from my new discovery, so many doors opened at the same time that it left me a bit overwhelmed, so maybe declaring that god himself will soon be beneath me... yeah... not my smartest thought.
''Okay, deep breaths... in... and out... I'm a Riolu, soon to be an unstoppable lucario, with a system, in a world where the guy next door might have a black hole creating pokemon waifu stored in one of his ball... Pause.''
''... Totally normal, totally achievable, i have a system for fucks sake, of course I'll go above and beyond the common battle buddy!'' I say with a borderline mad chuckle, a grin spreading across my maw as images of my mega evolution squaring up against the dark shut-in Giratina and using Rayquaza as a jumping rope flash through my mind.
''One berry at a time...'' I say turning my sights back towards the bush.
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Word count: 1267
And now lets talk about important stuff, first and foremost, he's a pokemon, no he won't ever become human again, how would i even explain that? The plot line? Eh, I've got one figured out, but I'm also prone to just winging stuff, so be advised. It's a maybe for lemons, with both pokemon and humans, because why not? I'll try to release 3 to 4 chapters a week, but if I fall sick or just don't have the time for this you'll be left waiting, unless i have chapters stocked up, in which case, lucky you! Other than that, any criticism is welcomed, any powerstones are appreciated, and any reviews below 5 stars will be deleted (that was a joke... maybe...), and if you ever have any ideas about the story, run them by me and I might implement them. Other than that, enjoy the story!