I'm a therapist, a damn good one at that. Especially, if you consider how Earth is the most frequently attacked planet in the galaxy. The reason being: we have the most idiotic superheroes. The person who said that all that humans care about is ego and pride was not wrong. Thankfully, all the governments of the world arose to their jobs and created a special company just for superheroes. Now, I'm not saying that there's no corruption and bribery involved, cause there most certainly. The new replacement for wars used to be trying to get a superhero from their country to be number one in the rankings for Earth. Countries have even started to do experiments on little kids. Orphans, to be exact.
But the thing is that no human will ever be number one, so everyone is currently vying for spot number two.
The person who has been filling up spot number one for quite a long time now is "The Devil", he fills up the spot for number one in both Earth and the Galaxy. A human being that could be an actual devil. Quite a attractive psycho, that man. The number of atrocities he has done is quite balanced with the number of good deeds he's done.
The only good deeds he's done are only related to kids. His bad deeds though, don't have a specific category. Which made him an unpredictable sort of person. Just like him, our meeting was also unpredictable, if you think about how humans meet in cafes at daytime, that sort of thing.
My favorite patient is Ms. Jaggster (Yag-stir). She's quite a lovely dear, being a Detesto. Most Detesto's hate everyone, as you can see from their name. The reason she's my patient is due to her family dying in the Galaxy Wars. Those wars were never ending but thankfully, they came to a stop when even the most neutral planets entered the war. When the Galaxy Wars ended, the Time Council was created.
The Time Council's tasks are to help keep peace; there is one representative from every major planet. Earth's representative is Jina Caterwaller, a woman applauded for her many achievements in esteemed negotiations. "The Devil" was also offered a spot in the Time Council, but if he joined that meant he would have to be a good person, so it was a sharp rejection from him.
I have many patients, all of them have problems but thats why they come to me. So, they can relieve themselves of those problems by talking about it to me. I love being a therapist but a lot of times, it can get heavily stressful. Thats why I'm currently wondering how my life came to be in all this chaos. Maybe, god thought that I didn't have enough worries and decided to pile more on top of me. At least, I have Guacamole, my pet dog, with me.