"Ding——"
When the first rays of sunlight shone into the Koenji family's home in the morning, the male owner, who had turned into a Shiba Inu, was scratching the door with his claws. His custom-made suit was covered with saliva marks, and his tail turned the lucky cat at the entrance into a spinning top.
"Mom went to the temple again." Xiaorang lay on the floor of the attic, watching his mother stuffing coins into the donation box through a telescope.
At five o'clock in the morning, Sensoji Temple was shrouded in mist. Koenji Yuan was kneeling in front of the mottled donation box, stuffing a 500 yen coin into the crack for the ninth time. The coin made a strange "crunching" sound when it fell into the box, as if it had bitten something hard.
"The believer is willing to exchange three years of life for the recovery of her husband..." Before she finished speaking, the donation box suddenly "clicked" and spit out a steaming Dorayaki, with the word "qualified" printed on the red bean filling.
"This, this is..." Koenji Yuan trembled as she picked up the snack and found that golden liquid was oozing out of the cracks in the box. When she poked it with a hairpin, the wooden box suddenly emitted an electronic synthesized sound: "Renewing VIP membership can unlock the opening package, and scan code payment is supported, dear~"
Wang Ye's system suddenly vibrated: [Detected abnormal wish fluctuations nearby]
In the quantum vision, this paint-chipped merit box was swallowing and spitting out golden data streams. The Capricorn and Peace stars embedded in the bottom of the box looked like moldy dumplings, and the surface was still sticky with foundation rubbed off by pilgrims when they made wishes.
"Kabuda!" Xiaorang suddenly jumped up and knocked over the telescope, "That merit box is glowing! Let's go over there quickly!"
The red robot was combing the hair of the Shiba Inu father with electromagnetic waves. Upon hearing this, he directly inserted the comb into the dog's tail: "Where, where? Kabu!"
"Pain!" Koenji Masato's dog barking was mixed with human language. The side effect of quantum spitting made his vocal cords jump back and forth between dogs and humans.
At this moment, Sensoji Temple was experiencing a spectacle that had not been seen in a century.
With the mechanical sound of the wooden box, the cockroach bully stepped on the steel cable woven by the spider detective and fell from the sky. The purple mechanical claws held the modified steel ball: "Little guys! Cut this broken box into eight pieces for me!"
"Boss, this box has been protected by the Cultural Relics Protection Law since the last century..." Scorpion Lai Lai's legal education was interrupted by the steel ball stuffed into his mouth. The spider detective was using spider silk to install a time bomb on the top of the Guanyin statue, but the eight legs were tangled into a Chinese knot.
"Boom!"
The blast wave blew away the twenty-jin wishing painted horse, and the merit box completed a gorgeous transformation in the smoke and dust - a three-meter-high vending machine rose from the ground, a Gatling gun extended from the coin slot, and an electronic wooden fish that could sing "Pure Land of Bliss" popped out of the delivery port. The most amazing thing is the billboard on the top: "Buy one get one free for the consecration package, with a Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva figurine!"
"Warning! Illegal demolition detected!" The vending machine screen turned into an angry Vajra emoji, "Activate the Eighteen Bronze Men Defense Mode!"
Eighteen round holes appeared on the bluestone floor, and the lifting platform lifted up the latest sweeping robot. These mechanical monks held electric demon pestles, and the laser razors on their heads were accumulating energy. The cockroach bully just threw out the steel ball and was shattered into powder by the sound waves of the wooden fish.
"Namo Amitabha~" The monks chanted in unison, and the sound waves were visualized into the text wall of the Diamond Sutra. The Spider Detective's time bomb countdown suddenly danced in the square dance, and the scorpion Lailai's tail uncontrollably knocked the electronic wooden fish.
"Kabuda Giant Form!" The red robot stepped on the top of the Golden Turtle Jiro and flew over, but was hit in the face by the pearl milk tea shot out of the vending machine in mid-air. Boba expanded in the breathing valve, and Kabuda hit the incense burner like a water-filled balloon.
"Hit the lower left corner with a pancake spatula!"
Xiao Rang picked up a broom and poked the vending machine, triggering a hidden program - the merit box suddenly split into a mechanical Buddha, with a Thousand-armed Guanyin-shaped mechanical arm holding a strange instrument:
The left forearm is a sizzling octopus grill plate, the right forearm is a cannon that sprays pearl milk tea, and the 108 mechanical Buddhist beads floating behind are playing a shampoo advertisement for Yui Aragaki. The most outrageous thing is the track under the lotus seat, which leaves a steel stamp of "Namo Gatling Bodhisattva" when it rolls over the floor tiles.
"First! Never waste food! Second! Definitely save hungry ghosts! Third! Absolutely fair and beautiful judges!" Captain Dragonfly emerged from the pile of incense ashes, with the marriage fortunes asked for by pilgrims stuck on his cassock-style referee uniform.
He waved the scepter that turned into a Zen staff, and the entire temple became a giant dining table. On the turntable is a squirming Temari sushi, a pestle-shaped toothpick is inserted into the chopstick holder, and even the napkin is printed with the Heart Sutra QR code.
"The Buddha-style big eater competition begins!" The moment the electronic wooden fish sounded, Kabuda and the cockroach bully were teleported to the futon seats. Twenty bowls of luminous curry rice were automatically served, and each grain of rice was engraved with a miniature Buddha statue.
The cockroach bully's mechanical mouth split into three petals, revealing a modified crushing steel tooth: "I learned the secret of swallowing in the garbage dump..." He just swallowed the first mouthful of Buddha light curry, and the circuit board suddenly played the Heart Sutra ASMR in a loop, and the purple shell appeared with a tattoo of "All things are impermanent".
Kabuda's side is even more of a disaster scene. The quantum clone is cooling down and cannot be used. The skill of over-the-shoulder throw is useless, and you can only hope for the skill of complaining.
Then, Kabuda started to complain about the curry rice crazily: "Kabu! This curry is too salty! Kabu! The rice is too hard! Kabu! The Buddha statue in this bowl is smiling at me, so scary! Kabu!"
A golden light flashed from Kabuda's body, and the Buddha statues in the curry rice bowl came to life, turning into mini Buddhas, chanting sutras to the cockroach bully. The cockroach bully was disturbed by the Buddhist sound, and his movements became slower and slower. Finally, he stopped, put his hands together, and began to chant sutras. Kabuda took the opportunity to pour all the curry rice into his own bowl,
chewing it in big mouthfuls, his whole face was spitting fire from the spicy curry. Green smoke came out of the heat dissipation holes on the red robot's head, and the curry steam sprayed from its butt drew a picture of Vairocana in the sky, attracting pilgrims to kneel down and scan the code to take pictures.
"Ten seconds left!" Captain Dragonfly shouted while knocking on the electronic wooden fish. Tian Delina's maid outfit became a cheering flag, and Xiao Rang held up the electronic wooden fish from the merit box to cheer. Jingui Jiro transformed the staff into a cheering stick, but he swung it too hard and knocked out the melody of "Love Cycle" on the bell tower.
When the last grain of rice engraved with "Namo" disappeared, the mechanical Buddha suddenly went berserk. 108 Buddhist beads shot out lasers, burning the words "Donors should try to consecrate WIFI" on the ground. The octopus grilled plate sprayed a rain of spicy oil, and the pearl milk tea cannon rushed the cockroach bully into the release pond.
"Namo Quantum Merit Buddha~" The synthesized voice of the mechanical Buddha trembled with electronic music, "Scan the code and follow to get a mobile phone case of the mantra of rebirth~"
The red robot raised the empty bowl and shouted: "Restore all abnormalities to their original state!"
The Capricorn Peace Star burst into a curry-flavored golden light, and the mechanical Buddha instantly turned back into the merit box, and Koenji Masato's Shiba Inu form faded like a rewind. When the last hair disappeared, he was stuck in the shrine in a JOJO-like pose, and the "Marriage Perfection" amulet in his hand turned into a "Lonely Frog" amulet.
Captain Dragonfly changed into a monk's outfit at some point, and knocked on the merit box with an electronic wooden fish: "The winner Kabuda team won... Eh? Where's the Peace Star?" The Peace Star on the merit box still turned into a glass ball and fell down. It was obvious that Kabuda pretended to make a wish.
Wang Ye's system interface popped up a message: [Successfully recovered the Capricorn Peace Star, activated the module food space] [Completed the emergency mission: Save Koenji Masato (difficulty ★★★★) Completed, rewarded 10 points of origin energy, unlocked a new skill "100% of being caught with bare hands"] [Special reward: Buddha Light Curry Recipe.pdf]
A strange sound suddenly came from the corner of the temple. The neglected donation box was shaking wildly, and the coin slot kept spitting out blessed electronic products: electronic Buddhist beads with the screen showing "Great Evil", smart toilet seats that could recite the Lotus Sutra, and even 5G routers with Guanyin QR codes printed on them.
"Donor, the wifi password is 'Namo Myoho Renge Kyo'~" the donation box suddenly said in the voice of Sister Zhiling. The cockroach bully was about to go forward to check, but was hit on the forehead by the flying electronic wooden fish, and an electronic watermark of "Sudden Enlightenment" suddenly appeared on his head.
When the setting sun gilded the lanterns of the Thunder Gate, Masato Koenji, who had regained his human form, was writing a self-criticism to the police station - the Buddhist shrine that he JOJO smashed immediately was a national cultural relic. Xiaorang's mother hung the electronic Buddhist beads spit out by the donation box on her husband's neck: "If you dare to lie to me to practice the piano again, let the Buddha save you!"
In the newly acquired food module, Wang Ye was studying the newly acquired curry recipe. When he tried to make "Mahavairocana Curry", the carrots in the pot suddenly took a cross-legged sitting position, and the potato cubes showed the lines of a bodhisattva's lowered eyebrows...
"Congratulations to the administrator for winning a portion of Buddha Light Curry. After eating it, you can transform into the Buddha for one minute."
Teacher Ning, pie in the sky, this damn system actually has hidden benefits? I can leave Peace Star!"
"The administrator was found to be insulting the system, and the upper limit of the number of times Buddha Light Curry can be eaten is increased: 10/10"
"No, system, I was wrong!"