## "Moms in the Outfield" - Ultimate Baseball Parody 😇🔥
**Verse 1:**
These moms are holy terrors, with halos made of spite
Sliding into baseball like their minivan's in flight
Half angel, half demon, pure maternal rage
Gonna show these little punks how to play on THIS stage!
**Chorus:**
Moms in the outfield! (Hallelujah!)
Sinning with each perfect steal
Moms in the outfield! (Praise be!)
Making pediatricians squeal!
**Verse 2:**
Karen's got more attitude than Heaven's top recruit
Her wine-fueled baseball skills are absolutely CUTE
Throwing shade and fastballs with supernatural grace
Making little league coaches run right off the base!
**Bridge:**
Who needs divine intervention? These moms are pure HELL
Embarrassing their children with each miraculous spell
Soccer mom by morning, baseball demon by noon
Crushing dreams and baseballs - NOBODY MESS WITH THIS TUNE!
*Epic mom mic drop* 🎤🧨