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It's The year is 2020 and we can see a young man around the age of 26 just walking around the city while typing something on his phone
Mc: Hmm... So let's see I have stopped the corona virus before it started spreading around the world and I own shares in big companies like apple,Bitcoin, Amazon , google and youTube and i have very carefully kil- i mean cleaned the filth of this world from the Shadow's and only thing that might be left is to die because some Rob's pen fell or something.
You guys might be thinking who is this guy?and why does know about the virus?and why does he have shares in such big companies?
well to put it simply this mc was from our world know as earth-0 Or the progenitor Deminsion after his death in our world by truck-sama he met a God and the conversation went pretty much like like this:-
We can see our Mc and God sitting at a Table in the sky on a platform of golden clouds
God: "Hello young child I am sorry to say but you have died" God said while ruffling his long white beard
Mc: "Ah fuc-" as our mc was about to curse like any reasonable person he was rudely interrupted
God: language
mc: oop- Sorry About that Big G
God:you seem calm and why do you think I am "Big G"
Mc: well considering I got killed by truck-sama well technically I got thrown into that shredding machine by the impact but meh I know I can't survive being shredded and we are literally sitting at the table on a platform of Golden Clouds so it was obvious the mc replied blandly
God:wait what do you mean shredding machine
Mc: As I said I got Shredded... By a Shredding Machine
God: Ah shit sorry for that painful death child you didn't deserve that
Flashback
Mc: "AAAAAAAHHHHHH! IT HURTS! MY LEGS MY FUCKINGS LEGS! AAAH SHIT NOT MY BALLS!OH GOD PLEASE KILL ME ALREADY! AAAAAAAHHHHHH" The mc yelled and cried while his legs were being brutally shredded into fine paste by the blades of the shredding machine and he slowly started getting shredded more and more
Flashback end
Mc: with a perfectly calm face "meh it's fine so is this the part where I get reincarnated?"
God: Yes and I willing to give you 3 masterys of your choice
Mc: works fine for me
God: So which world would you like to reincarnate in?
Mc: I would like to reincarnate in a another version of my world that is under a Rob with some differences like I want to be born in 1994
God: can be done but why a world under a Rob?
Mc:You'll find out eventually
God:Ok so state what masterys do you want
Mc: for my masterys I would like fighting mastery, knowledge mastery and manipulation mastery
God:well have a good next life
mc: goodbye god
And so God proceeded to reincarnate the Mc by yeeting his soul into another version of his world
You guys might be wondering why the mc chose a alternate version of his own world?well it will be explained now.
Mc: ever since I got reincarnated my life has been good thanks to knowledge mastery skill. I managed to create a serum that can increase someone's life span by 20 years.
I have cherished every day of life with my family and i managed to not let them die.
After all Most of my family died during the virus and everyone I had left died in an earthquake a month before my death but this time I managed to save them and now they all can live in luxury for years to come because of the manipulation mastery I used to get shares in some big companies. Well now I guess I will go home
As the mc is walking towards his house he dies '-'
Mc's Pov
Mc: sighing to himself and looking around all he could see was a void and nothing else "well I guess this is the part where I stay in this void for like a 1000 years and meet the Rob to get 3 wishes
One Billion Years Later
Rob:appearing out of no where "Hello mortal"
Mc: IT'S BEEN A BILLION YEAR'S!!!
Rob: Oh sorry about that i forgor
Mc: "FORGOR??? YOU FORGOR!!! I HAD TO REWATCH EVERY PIECE OF FICTIONAL MEDIA IN MY HEAD AND MAKE UP WHAT IF'S FOR A BILLION YEARS TO NOT GO CRAZY!" The Mc Yelled out with a pissed off Look
Rob: I'm Sowwy UwU
[Rob used Puppy dog eyes]
[It was Super- I mean relatively Effective]
Mc: You better Be sorry...
Rob: "So I was sayi-" As the Rob was about to explain he was rudely interrupted by the Mc
Mc: I know how this works now your gonna say you dropped something and I died
Rob:Ho- gets interrupted again
Mc: I already Reincarnated once I know this shit
Rob: Wha- once again Rob gets interrupted
Mc:I will take my wishes and be on my marry way
Rob: Wait wait wait EXPLAIN PLEASE!
Mc: Sighs while rubbing his temples "Alright"
Narrator's note: what is the author smoking to make a story like this
find out on the next episode of
Life of The abridged reincarnator
Author's Note: please keep in mind this shit is a comedy and if you like you criticize my work just because you don't like it the you can go fuck yourself but any criticism about writing error, grammatical mistakes is welcomed with open arms
if you guys can give me advise that will also be great :)
for the people that read to this point you guys are great
New Author's Note: HAH! BET YOU THOUGHT I'D NEVER CONTINUE THIS STORY!
GUESS WHAT NOT ONLY AM I BACK!
I'M SMOKING THAT FINE SHIT AGAIN!
AND I'LL START FIXING PAST ERRORS ON THESE CHAPTERS!
I SHALL FIX AND CONTINUE WRITTEN
MUHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHA
ZA WARDO!
And so the Author Stops time and Disappears into the abyss