[Damn, that's wild.]
[Grassland bulldozers! How do they even stop out here?]
[They're literal natural disasters. Herders' homes must be flimsy compared to them.]
[Wait, but there aren't reports of Tauros destroying houses?]
Su Feng nodded. "Tauros have poor eyesight but aren't malicious. They avoid large structures or other Pokémon herds by rerouting. But if they spot something small—like two humans—they might charge too close to stop. That's why we ran."
[So they're aggressive but not evil. Still terrifying, though.]
[My yaks fight over mates too, but nothing like this stampede chaos.]
"Bottom line: If you encounter a Tauros herd, just stay off their path," Su Feng concluded.
"Hey, Su Feng." Jin tapped his shoulder, pointing to a small, flame-coated horse standing in the distance.
[OMG, that horse is ON FIRE! Put it out!]
[No way—it's gotta be a Pokémon!]
[So elegant! White coat, blazing mane… My dream horse!]
[I work at a stable. That's 100% a Pokémon.]
Su Feng's eyes lit up. He pulled a jar of Fire-type Pokéblocks from his backpack. "Hey there, little Ponyta! Come to big bro—I've got treats~"
Jin: "…" (If he ever talks to a child like this, I'm arresting him myself.)
The Ponyta's nose twitched at the scent. After a moment's hesitation, it trotted toward them—but bypassed Su Feng entirely, stopping in front of Jin.
[LMAO! Host's face is priceless!]
[Second time he's failed to lure a Pokémon. Legendary L.]
[This horse is savage. That side-eye at Su Feng—iconic.]
Su Feng forced a grin. "Y'all loving this, huh?"
[YES.]
[ABSOLUTELY.]
[+1]
Jin cautiously placed a hand on Ponyta's flame-free muzzle. To his surprise, the Pokémon nuzzled into his touch.
Su Feng collapsed dramatically onto the grass. "WHY?! This is unfair!"
Jin frowned. "No idea. It just… feels friendly toward me."
Su Feng stood, scrutinizing Jin. (Okay, fine—he's decent-looking. Maybe a 7/10 next to my 10/10.) With his sharp features, military posture, and aura of integrity, Jin could've easily been a K-drama star.
Noticing Ponyta's flickering tail, Su Feng sighed and shoved the Pokéblock jar at Jin. "You feed it."
Jin poured two cubes into his palm. Ponyta devoured them eagerly, licking his hand for more.
"No, that's enough for now," Jin said gently. The Ponyta nudged him affectionately.
"Pet its head," Su Feng deadpanned.
"It's on fire."
"Just do it."
Su Feng grabbed Jin's wrist and forced his hand toward the flames. The audience gasped.
[PSYCHO ALERT! Jealous much?!]
[Don't burn the hot soldier, you lunatic!]
Jin tried to pull back but froze as his hand met the fire—no heat, just warmth. "How…?"
Su Feng glared, launching into lecture mode:
"Ponyta, the Fire Horse Pokémon. Pure Fire-type. Despite their delicate appearance, they can carry adults effortlessly. When they evolve into Rapidash, their speed and stamina surpass even Tauros."
"Their white coats and flaming manes are iconic. Their hooves? Ten times harder than diamonds. They're usually social but sometimes wander alone."
"Ponyta can leap over 300 meters. Oh, and never stand behind one—they'll kick strangers into orbit."
He shot Jin a resigned look. "Most importantly, their flames don't burn those they trust. That's how you test a bond with Ponyta."