"Calm down, Pietro. It's not what you think, and besides, he didn't kill your foster parents."
"If you really want to know the truth, you should find him and understand him," Chen Ye said soothingly from the side.
"Hmph, count me in on this mission," Pietro said thoughtfully.
"No problem. Have the client bring the deposit over, and let's get Wanda. The four of us will head out together," Chen Ye said, turning off the TV with a remote.
"Hurry up and clean the table, Wade. It's time to open for business, you jerk! Don't interrupt my money-making. And remember to give the leftovers to Wilson."
"I don't get it! Why is there a dog outside with my name and wearing the same eye patch as me?"
"This is an insult to the great Deadpool! I really want to stew him into a hot pot! Damn it!" Deadpool complained, gesturing dramatically.
Chen Ye rolled his eyes. "Yeah, yeah, the great Deadpool. That dog outside might just be you from another timeline. Get a grip."
"If you don't shut your mouth, I'll chop you up and throw you out for the hobos to eat. You know, people in Hell's Kitchen don't care what kind of meat it is."
Chen Ye silently thought, "Activate the Eye of Omniscience, start scanning."
"Ding."
"Eye of Omniscience activated. Relevant information can be viewed!"
A blue frame appeared next to Deadpool, displaying several lines of text:
Basic Information:
[Name: Wade Winston Wilson]
[Title: Deadpool]
[Species: Human? (Superhuman)]
[Affinity: Three Stars]
[Skills: Combat Techniques lv10, Swordsmanship lv9, Healing Factor, Chatterbox lvMax, Taunt lvMax, Money-Making lv6, Close Combat lv9, Endurance LvMax, Immortality, Psychic Immunity, Breaking the Fourth Wall (Not yet activated)...]
Looking at this impressive panel, Chen Ye couldn't help but feel envious.
Luckily, this time the affinity increased enough to get the Healing Factor, providing some self-preservation ability. If he had randomly gotten Chatterbox again, Chen Ye might have wanted to find a wall and restart his life on the spot.
Yes, the system's rewards are random each time, and Chatterbox isn't too bad.
Previously, from those African American friends, he randomly got skills like Seduction, Coercion, Male Collision, and other bizarre abilities.
Thankfully, the system has a decomposition option, which allows him to enhance existing skills after breaking down unwanted ones.
Every time he rolls for attributes, it's like an emotional roller coaster. That dog outside is indeed a Deadpool dog, and Chen Ye's eyes swept over the Deadpool dog lying outside.
Basic Information:
[Name: Wade Wilson]
[Title: Deadpool Dog]
[Species: Canine]
[Affinity: Four Stars]
[Skills: Beast Language lvMax, Healing Factor, Acrobatics lv8, Endurance lvMax, Fetch lv10, Roll Over lv10, Keen Sense of Smell, Hearing lv10, Temporal Factor...]
Indeed, this Deadpool dog has been raised to a four-star affinity by Chen Ye, but every time he gets skills like Roll Over and Beast Language.
What would a human do with Roll Over? With no other choice, the only skill Chen Ye kept was Beast Language.
As for the Temporal Factor, Chen Ye...
This skill is highly coveted, which might explain why Deadpool has appeared in this timeline. Typically, there's only one Deadpool per universe. Chen Ye is quite worried that this might be the Deadpool who breaks the fourth wall and knows Marvel is a comic.
However, according to the news, the Iron Man in this world seems to be similar to the movie universe's Tony Stark. The priority now is to rescue Tony Stark from Afghanistan and become friends with him. It would be amazing to be someone cursed with knowledge.
Thinking of this, Chen Ye spoke up, "Wade, I've got a sure-win business deal. Want me to include you?"
"What about me, what about me? Count me in, Chen. If there's something good, remember to call me," Pietro immediately teleported in front of Chen Ye, excitedly shaking his shoulders.
Chen Ye, a bit annoyed, brushed Pietro's hands away and said, "Can you use your superpowers a little less? Do you want the whole world to know you're a mutant? Luckily, we're in Hell's Kitchen."
[Name: Pietro Maximoff]
[Alias: Quicksilver]
[Race: Mutant]
[Affection Level: Five Stars]
[Skills: Super Speed, Strength lv10, High-Speed Particle Vibration State, Endurance lv10, Combat lv3, Marksmanship lv2...]
Chen Ye thought to himself, what a waste of superpowers, using them for such trivial things every day. At least his affection level reached five stars; saving this kid and Wanda wasn't in vain.
His combat skills are really weak; he needs to train hard. Can't let him end up like Quicksilver in the Marvel movies, getting shot to death.
Thinking about it, Chen Ye wanted to complain—Quicksilver getting killed by bullets, maybe it was because the special effects were too expensive, so the director wrote him off.
Anyway, Pietro relies on his super speed and doesn't train properly, so he needs to be supervised.
"What kind of business? If it's borrowing money, forget it," Deadpool said, lounging on the sofa with his hands behind his head and one foot casually propped on the table.
Chen Ye couldn't hide the smile in his eyes and said, "This time, I'm going all in. I remember a master once said that going all in is a form of wisdom."
"I'm planning to take all my cash, aside from daily expenses, and invest the rest in the stock market, shorting Stark Industries. How about it? Want to go crazy with me?"
Pietro's expression fell instantly at Chen Ye's illogical proposal, "You're crazy. Even if Stark Industries' stock is falling now, it's only temporary. Once Tony Stark returns, the stock price will rise again. You're playing with fire!"
Deadpool turned away, ignoring Chen Ye. Investing everything in the stock market, especially betting against a giant like Stark Industries, even without leverage, seemed like a fool's decision.
Chen Ye sneered, "You don't recognize a good opportunity. Don't come crying to me for money when I make a fortune!" If they knew that Stark would shut down the weapons division in the future, causing the stock to plummet...
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