Rias Gremory
Long, very long, red hair witha bodacious body, very tall for a woman, the tallest among the devils I'm after. As a Gremory, she has excellent control over magic, but my slime detected a second type of innate magic inside of her. It is unknown what it is at this time, so I better prepare in advance.
She takes a shower in her clubroom every day after school lets out, and her defenses are completely down at this time.
Akeno Himejima
A mixed breed, I better take samples of her as well, between a human and a Fallen Angel according to what my slime's DNA analysis tells me. She must have been reincarnated into a devil later in her life. Shorter than Rias, about average height, bigger breasts, she always has her guard down in the clubroom, but her guard is never down during school hours.
She prepares a fresh pot of tea every single day right after school lets out.
Her magic power is smaller than Rias', but she has a higher resistance to holy power, still not immune to it though.
Kiba Yuuto
Ex-human, seems to have a Sacred Gear like Asia, though I have no fucking clue what it is or what it does. He is shorter than Rias, taller than Akeno, and has a slim figure for a dude. I'm thinking he might be skilled with a staff, sword, or dagger weapon.
Never has his guard down unless he is in the clubroom.
I have no need to collect samples from him that I couldn't get from any other human, so I can ignore him for the most part.
Slightly smaller than average dick size (Slime, why the fuck did you record that)
Koneko Toujou
Not even part human, and my slime had never encountered anything like her before, so I have no clue what her abilities are. Small, cute, and adorable like a kitten. She's the shortest of the group, and very petite. Unlike the others though, she trains in boxing and her body is the most toned. She might have the most physical strength of the group, despite her tiny size, I better not approach her directly.
Her guard is always up everywhere but during lunch or when she is eating snacks, those are the only times to collect from her.
She is a top priority ingredient farm, along with Rias.
Gasper Vladi
Vampire or Dhampire turned devil, interesting to say the least. Looks a lot like a girl, my slime had to break into his room to collect info about him.
His guard is always down, but he never leaves his room, and the door is sealed off during the day. He's only a little bigger than Koneko, and he also has a Sacred Gear like Kiba.
Low priority to collect on him, since it seems I'm unlikely to get access to him right away anyway.
He has Time Stopping powers, when he noticed the slime, he used them to escape into his coffin out of shock. Must make a Tentacle Monster with the ability to ignore time powers to do stuff to him.
(Grower, not a shower)
Issei Hyoudou
Pervert, Sacred Gear holder, and all around average. His magical power is barely there at all, he has a dragon aura. His height, weight, and looks are average for the most part, his guard is always down at all times, and there is never a moment yet that he had managed to put his guard up.
No combat ability, average athletic ability, and masturbates about 9 times a week. Didn't NEED to know that information, but my slime recorded it, so better put it down.
Average penis size (I'm bigger).
"Wow, you learned all of this in only 2 weeks?" Asia asked as she looked at all of the stuff that Naruto had collected. He even had pictured of everyone that he was targetting from the Gremory peerage. Since Naruto didn't show any interest in the Sitri peerage, he had yet to put his effort into studying them with his monsters.
He had Slimes, Tentacles, and Searcher do recon on all potential targets, and though Sona Sitri was eventually going to be on his list, her and her peerage didn't have anything to offer him that he could not get from Rias Gremory and her peerage. At least, not at first glance, but he was going to be in Kuoh for awhile.
"Not really, this is barely any information, and other than the times their guards are down, this is barely anything compared to what I could have. Heh... I'm bigger." Naruto chuckled to himself for a moment. He didn't need that information, but it was funny to him. Not like it even mattered, if he was self-conscious about his size, he could always brew a potion to do whatever the hell he wanted to his dick size or dick. "But a Trap, now THAT is interesting information on it's own." Naruto chuckled with a vicious smile.
Asia looked at the picture.
"She's cute."
"She's a boy, and a grower apparently, see the little bulge in his panties?" Naruto gestured to the picture of Gasper, and the small bulge in his panties. "Apparently, when he's soft, he has a small dick, but when he's hard, he's about my size give or take a little thickness or length. I think I've got him beat in thickness though." Naruto had no shame in admitting that.
Asia looked at the second picture, and her face turned bright red.
"... You're thicker."
"Okay, so he is a little longer than me." Naruto had a grin and noted that down. "It's all about the girth anyway. So Asia, when did you see my penis... eh?" Naruto teased Asia in a good natured way as he nudged her.
She blushed a deeper red than before.
"... Sometimes... when you sleep..."
"Ah, morning wood and night boners, got it. Here I thought you peeked on me in the bath. Hmmm... seems the bigger unknowns are Kiba and Koneko." Naruto stated as he showed off pictures of the other two that he was concerned about.
He could deal with a sword user if that was what Kiba actually was, but he has NO information on Koneko simply because his slime had never recorded anything like her before. The front door to the apartment creaked as a slime came out from under the door, and slimed it's way across the foom. It hopped up on top of Naruto's head, and started to transmit information to him directly.
"Okay, so Kiba has two Sacred Gears of about the same type, but only one is active... and his active Sacred Gear makes Demon Swords. Useful information, good job... and surprise, Kiba is quite perverted in his own apartment. I can use that information too." Naruto stated as he added that to his notes on Kiba.
"Oh... oh..."
Asia had to look away when Naruto's slime jumped onto a blank piece of paper, and started to stain it in the shape of a picture. She turned her eyes back to the picture for a moment, but just as quickly averted her gaze.
"... He really does have a petite body for a dude, but some nice muscles on him. I should throw a Cross-Gender Potion at him, if only to see what he looks like as a girl." Naruto noted to himself. "What do you say Asia?" Naruto questioned the girl, and she looked away from the picture of a naked Kiba.
"Ho-how are you okay looking at those pictures? Don't guys usually not like seeing naked pictures of guys?"
"I'm not that bothered by it, I mean I don't have any real desire to look at them either. Still, seeing my opponents naked body will let me see what secrets they might be hiding, like a scar or a weakness I can make my monsters take advantage of. Despite my looks, I'm originally from Japan, and I've gone to the bathhouse many times. I'm not a stranger to seeing naked dudes." Naruto admitted without any real need for shame. It was just like seeing another guy naked in the showers at the gym. Yeah, you were seeing another guy naked, but it wasn't sexual and there was nothing gay about it.
Asia yelped when Naruto fondled her ass, and she looked at him, and she looked at the front of his pants where she saw a bulge growing.
He grinned.
"See? My body reacts to women, not dudes... though Gasper does leave my penis confused. It really does offer a nice question. Is being aroused by Traps gay because they are dudes, or is it straight because you are attracted to the fact they look like women?" Naruto spoke his question, and then he started to give it some serious consideration. "Asia, do you feel attracted to Gasper's appearance sexually?" Naruto asked her with a raised eyebrow.
A good way to tell was this.
"I-I-I..."
"Asia, I'm not going to be mad at you for considering another dude attractive, or looking at them sexually. Just give me your honest opinion, is Gasper sexy to you?" Naruto showed her the pictures of Gasper.
Asia had to stare at the pictures.
...
"Not really, he's cute... adorable even... but he doesn't make me feel the same feelings that I get when I look at..." Asia turned red again and looked away from Naruto. "I mean... I might be able to find him attractive if I knew more about his personality?" Asia spoke questioningly.
Naruto clapped his hands together.
"Welp, that makes liking Traps fall into the Not Gay category. You're not exactly a lesbo, so you not being that attracted to him other than his cuteness shows that people would need at least some sexual attraction to women to enjoy him. So, I would say that liking Traps is about 95% Straight and 5% Gay for men." Naruto created a guess at the math behind it. "I should write a research paper on this... I should make a potion that turns people INTO traps for a limited time so I can do more research on the effects potions can have on sexuality!" Naruto got a brilliant idea for a way to make a lot of money off of Trap research.
He could open up an entirely new market of potions that could appeal to lesbians and straight dudes who wanted the trap experience. That would make him a ton of money if he could appeal to the perverts who wanted to experience Trap sex for themselves, and his research papers could make it so that his customers would feel less shame about buying his potions.
"You've collected this information, so what are you going to do with it?" Asia asked him, slightly uncomfortable with the conversation.
"Lay my traps, make a dazzling appearance, take some hairs, maybe some saliva, and then make an even more dazzling escape before they can attack me." Naruto had a very simple plan.
Get in and get out.
Just like a tentacle in Xenovia's ass.
Somewhere in the world, Xenovia felt her butt twitch.