It was just a normal day in the clubroom for Rias Gremory.
She was working on possible plans for her future, and a certain challenge she was going to face in the near future, coming up with ways to train her peerage and motivate her newest peerage member to form some pacts with humans. She was drinking the delicious tea that her Queen had taken the time to serve her like always, but this time the tea tasted even more delicious than it usually did.
She would for sure compliment Akeno on it in just a moment.
Kiba was reading a book and doing his homework on the couch, with Koneko right next to him, eating her daily snack.
"I bet you wish you were a math asian."
"That stereotype is rather crude." Kiba stated as he responded to the voice that spoke to him. Nobody paid much attention to their surroundings when they were in their comfort zone. Koneko was just sitting on the other side of the couch chewing on some frosted fudge, content with the world and happier with her snacks.
"Well, it might be a stereotype, but in the Asian culture most children are pushed to study harder by their parents, who have high standards for them. So while quite racist, it is very accurate." Rias agreed as she didn't look up from her book of old Rating Game strategies.
Only Akeno looked at the couch with a confused look to her face, before she went over to the couch and served a cup of tea to the person sitting on the couch.
"Thank you, why don't you help yourself, this tea is very delicious."
"Yes, I think I will, thank you very much." Akeno accepted the offered tea, it was a polite offer so she couldn't refuse.
There was a stranger sitting in the middle of the clubroom.
Naruto smiled at Akeno as she drunk the tea.
"Hey Kiba, did you do your science homework already?" Rias asked, since that was where he was having trouble lately. He needed to focus on both his studies and his swordsmanship, and not just one of them. She wanted him to get a proper education after all. "You need to improve your grades, your grades reflect me as your Master after all." Rias stated to him, to give him a good reason to improve himself.
"Yes Buchou, I'll work harder on it." Kiba smiled at her.
Naruto spoke up.
"Yeah Kiba, you can't neglect your studies. I know I did, and I became a drop out."
"Yes, dropping out is a sad thing." Rias stated without looking up. Rias eventually did look up and she noticed the blond man that was sitting on the couch between Koneko and Kiba. She blinked after a moment, and she noticed that he was just sitting there.
Smiling.
"It's fun to stay at the-"
"Y! M! C! A!"
Rias, Akeno, Kiba, AND Koneko all jumped out of their seats and started to dance to the motions of that song. Naruto clapped his hands as he looked at the startled faces of each person as they were forced to move their bodies at his command.
"What the hell!?" Rias asked loudly when she stated to dance to the music when Naruto put a slime on the table that was projecting the music. Her eyes widened when she went through all of the motions in step with the dance. "Who are you, what is going on, and how did you get in here!?" Rias asked quickly as her servants crossed the room while dancing, and started to stand next to her.
"It's fun to stay at the-" Naruto chanted out along with the lyrics.
"Y! M! C! A!" They were all forced to sing along.
"I mixed a potion into the tea. A real challenge, making that potion was, and let me tell you. I had to borrow a person's phone and connect it to the internet, and then run headphones into the potion while charging it with electricity, all while HOLDING the potion in my mouth and dancing to this song." Naruto was rather impressed with his Forced Dance potion. He had a wide grin on his face since it worked out perfectly.
Akeno and Rias' bras were basically just for show, since they did nothing to stop those jugs from bouncing.
"Where did you come from! Buchou, get back-" Kiba started, before he and the others were forced to sing along again.
"How did you escape my nose?" Koneko asked, and Naruto just laughed to himself.
He stood up and bowed to them.
"I'm just here to introduce myself, I fuck with people who I like, and I fuck with people I dislike. I'm the world's most renown creator of monsters, and a Mage of unrivaled ability to piss people off. I mean you no harm, unless you chase after me, in which case I mean lots of harm... just kidding." Naruto stated as he introduced himself. Naruto jumped on top of the couch, and he showed off the fact that his jacket was made out of tentacles on the inside of it. "... and this baby here hides my scent, and you had all already drunk my potion that makes it harder for you to recognize me." Naruto jumped onto the coffee table, and over the top of the other couch, so that he was standing in front of them.
"Stop this foolish magic, if you want to-YOWCH!?"
Naruto ripped out a chunk of Rias' hair.
"Yep, this is what I'm here for. I'm just doing some experiments, so I needed some of your hair is all. Thanks for the donation... Backstreet boys time!" Naruto changed the song, and they started to change the dance that they were doing. He went towards Akeno, before he looked at Kiba and Koneko as well right after her. "... So, lets get along?"
"My ass we'll get along."
"... You do have a nice ass, but be careful what you say. I might just have one of my monsters do something to your ass. Anyway, I'm not dangerous, I'm just a Mage who likes his experiments, and my pranks. Hope we can get along for real." Naruto stated as he grabbed a handful of Akeno's boobs and started to play with them in his hands. She seemed shocked by his sudden actions, and even glared at him for them.
"Let go of Akeno right now!"
"Sorry, I've never seen boobs that big before, had to make sure they were real." Naruto went over to Kiba and looked at him. "... How would you feel about becoming a Trap or a Woman?" Naruto asked Kiba with a dead serious look.
"I would rather not." Kiba stated in a polite tone.
He could tell that none of them seemed to be in any real danger, because so far, this really did seem like a harmless prank. He would be polite to his enemies anyway if he could help it, so he had no intention of breaking his politeness for something this minor.
"Nobody from any of the Mage groups have scheduled a meeting here." Rias stated, but it was hard to take her seriously while she was dancing.
Naruto just grinned.
"I'm a Rogue Mage, as long as I can do my experiments then I don't really need to be funded by a Mage group... though getting funding would be nice. Sadly, people don't understand how amazing my potions and monsters are... I've managed to escape and defeat the Church several times." Naruto admitted to the group of devils, and he coud tell that his words had their attention.
'So... he is against the Church... he isn't our enemy by nature.' Rias thought as she made eye contact with her servants.
Akeno broke the spell forcing her to dance, and she charged her lightning up and aimed a finger at Naruto. Before she knew it though, the second she fired her lightning tentacles burst out of the couch that Naruto had been sitting on and formed a shield around him. They were slightly scourched, but Naruto looked at Akeno with a happy smile.
"Right, you drank the tea after everyone else, so the effect was weaker on you. You broke it, but that means you get to be the first victim of my Anti-Lightning Tentacle Beast..." Naruto stated as his tentacles absorbed more of her lightning. They protected him from her attacks, but she stood as a barrier between himself and her friends.
"You won't touch-"
Rias' desk transformed back into the tentacles, and wrapped around Akeno from behind.
"Wait, my desk!?" Rias asked in shock, since she hadn't ever noticed her desk had been replaced by masked tentacles. She hadn't noticed for even a second, and now she realized that she had been doing her work for hours at a desk that could have attacked her at any moment. "Don't you dare hurt Akeno!"
"My tentacles don't hurt people-"
"AH~!"
"... They don't hurt people per say." Naruto watched as Akeno had her breasts wrapped around and groped. "See, not hurt. I make it a point not to kill people, I don't like it, and it leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I really prefer to see a girl writhing in pleasure... but still..." Naruto snapped his fingers.
The tentacles stopped fondling Akeno and set her down, before they crawled across the room and started to get sucked into the sleeve of his jacket.
"Ah... you're a pervert." Koneko deadpanned as she glared at Naruto slightly.
Hard to tell with her.
"No... I'm a Super Pervert with Standards, and all of you ladies are prime material for ingredients. Gremory hair, I don't even KNOW what you are yet, Akeno is just a lovely mix of things, and Kiba... You can't really be used for anything, but I swear that I'm going to unleash some funny pranks on you." Naruto promised as he went over to help Akeno to her feet.
There was a pause.
Akeno started to dance again when her lack of mental focus caused the potion to start to control her actions once more. Naruto chuckled to himself when Akeno cursed under her breath, but it was clear to Rias now at least that Naruto meant them no harm.
She sighed.
"I insist that you stop this, and since you know our names, you should introduce your name as well." Rias stated, before she was slightly annoyed when Naruto ignored her and walked behind her, Akeno, and Koneko.
Naruto pulled her panties down, pulled out a sharpie, and he started to right on her butt.
Naruto
Uzumaki
Freshly Squeezed this Ass
"Hey!?" Only Koneko shouted in anger. "You didn't squeeze my-"
Naruto squeezed her ass with both hands, one hand on each butt cheek, and he laughed to himself as he put their panties in his pocket.
"Well played." Akeno had to admit that was a clever joke on his part.
"... I can't see my own ass, I'm not that flexible to see that part of my butt." Rias admitted to not being able to see just what his name was. Akeno was standing behind her and could see the name, and what Koneko had written, and Koneko was able to see what was written on her ass. "You know, I will have to punish you for doing this on my territory. You should not do your experiments-"
"Buchou, don't-"
"-your experients here, and I insist you stop." Rias finished her thought, and everyone else in the room cursed when they saw the look of challenge appear on Naruto's face. He grinned at the challenge that she offered him.
"Oh... I was just going to mess with you a little when I needed ingredients, but I can not ignore that challenge. Hope your butthole is ready, because next time I won't hold back nearly as much. By the way, if you want my name, you will have to put your asses together and look in a mirror." Naruto stated as he opened the window. Naruto leaned backwards and did a flip out of the window.
*THUD*
Naruto didn't land on the slime that he had situated earlier, instead he landed flat on his back and knocked the wind from his lungs. Naruto looked at the slime eating some leaves from a nearby bush, and he sighed to himself. Thankfully, nobody in the clubroom had seen his absolute fail of a landing.
"You were suppose to catch me..." Naruto hissed at his slime creation.
It had the decency to look sheepish for it's mistake.
Thus was the day Rias Gremory met Naruto Uzumaki.