Sup my name is gabe it turns out i died i honestly dont know how but it happened and now i'm sitting in front of god and he is bowing to me
God im so sorry young one i have accidentally killed you
Gabe wait what how
God you see i was having a really good gaming session with another god and i lost and threw my controller and it hit you and you died
Gabe damn i died because you raged at a game quite the way to go
God wait you dont sound to mad
Gabe yeah im not that mad because there wasnt really anything going for me
God hmm i see would you like to be reincarnated
Gabe wait thats a option
God yes so long as you dont go to the same world
Gabe well if i were to chose i would like to go to the world of pokemon as the twin brother of ash
God i see a rather safe world while still being fun but why would you wanna be the brother and not just ash
Gabe well ash has a lot he has to deal with like saving the world or all the girls he sees thats a lot of stress i wouldnt be able to handle
God i see you make a good point well is there any wishes you want to have granted
Gabe am i limited to what i can wish for
God you can wish for anything so long as it does not disrupt the power balance like wishing for omnipotence or something like that
Gabe ok i have a few wishes im going to ask one by one and confirm with you ok
God alright im ready to here what you got
Gabe ok i want a pocket dimension like the one from that one fanfic called pokemon alternate universe adventures
God i like what your thinking a place for your pokemon thats perfect for them and infinite item production and maybe even your own personal army of gyarados i can grant this but if im going to do this im going to increase the difficulty of the world where it matches the world from that story
Gabe honestly that makes sense i always loved that fic for its world building i guess i should wish for the same things as him you know what all those are right
God yes he wanted aura and psychic powers to the highest he could go but for you im allowing you to go to the max do you want any elements in particular or should i give you all of them keep i mind while if you choose to have all of them you can only go so far like a jack of all trades
Gabe thanks for letting me go to the max and while you are a correct i wont be able to train all of them your forgetting the other part of being a jack of all trades it is always better than a master of one
God you are right very well is there anything else you wanna add
Gabe i want to add one thing that i think the other guy forgot he needed the entire time
God oh what is that
Gabe i want a optimized search bar for all the information
God dang i was hoping you forgot that
Gabe nope not with the amount of times he has complained about it
God yeah im pretty sure they had that so he wouldn't be too overpowered
Gabe well he is in a world where information is powerful and he couldnt use it well enough
God yeah so now what im pretty sure you have covered your bases
Gabe ok lets see i have wished for the better version of what the other guy wished for oh wait can i have better potential for other things he wished for enough to be good at the things i want to be at least able to become at least a master at everything because i will have a long life
God so adding at least master level minimum for everything alright is there anything else
Gabe one last thing i promise ok
God sighs what is it
Gabe i wanna super over powered phone to be able to talk with you and be able to play games with you
God wait what you wanna play games with me even though you died because i raged
Gabe it ok man your letting me get all these wishes at the very least i should be able to play games with you and we can even play something simple like minecraft or something that shouldn't be something you can get mad at and besides i bet being god is boring and you would like someone to talk to
God in tears thank you so much finally someone willing to play games with me and even talk to me thank you so much
Gabe please dont cry its not that big of a deal just try to catch me when im not doing something ok
God alright i will have an alarm that tells me when your not busy
Gabe alright im ready to go but just to be sure im skipping the birth thing and going straight to being able to walk and starting to talk
God yes trust me im not going to let you go through that torture
Gabe thanks till next time
God yes till next time
In a flash of light i disappeared from god and i woke up in a bed
Chapter end