"When the gods start glitching reality, it's time to hit 'em with anime logic." – Xicor
Previously on Dragon Ball AF: Rebirth of Xicor...
The bounty job on Planet Lucidia spiraled into divine madness. Evil gods called the Siraxis Trinity revealed their plot to "consume the threads of fate" (basically multiversal chaos.exe), and nearly erased Rigor in a Thanos + Goku Black level beatdown. Caelix revealed pieces of his tragic backstory. Xicor got serious. Like, serious serious.Now the trio prepares for all-out war.
Planet Lucidia, once a sacred planet governed by Kami-like beings, is now cracked and spiraling into dimensional collapse.
Caelix, cloaked in divine crimson energy, stands at the front.Rigor, patched up with cybernetic armor from their ship's med-bay (Xicor called it Saiyan 2.0 Turbo Mode™), growls softly.Xicor walks out in slow motion, holding a giant sandwich in one hand and his Sword of Hope in the other.
Xicor: "Let me finish this sandwich real quick… I don't wanna fight gods on an empty stomach. You ever fight on an empty stomach? That's a Naruto filler arc waiting to happen."
Suddenly the air warps.
Out from a spiral portal emerges a monstrous fused being:Godeater Zenthul, the chaotic fusion of all three Siraxis gods. He's got 6 arms, horns made of broken timelines, and a mouth that speaks in reversed Dragon Ball Z audio clips.
Zenthul: "𝘛𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵, 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘯. 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘢𝘵."
The battle begins.
Caelix opens with Chrono Phase Blade Rush, skipping seconds and appearing behind Zenthul repeatedly—each cut bending reality.Rigor transforms into Beast Rigor Kaioken x30 Ultra Crunchy Form™ (yes, that's what Xicor calls it), throwing planet-shattering punches.
Xicor? He tosses the sandwich and yells:
"Alright multiversal fusion monster, time to find out if your insurance covers ASS-WHOOPING!"
Cue epic remix of Cha-La Head-Cha-La, now featuring trap drums and JoJo piano.
He dashes forward with his Sword of Hope, slicing open one of Zenthul's reality arms—which bleeds glitched energy that warps gravity mid-air.
As the battle rages, Zenthul roars and triggers the Spiral Singularity, a technique that opens portals to dead timelines.
From them step corrupted versions of:
A Frieza fused with Raditz (Friezditz?)
An evil Vegito in a dark gi (calling himself Vileto)
Ginyu Force zombies (yes, they still do the poses)
Xicor breaks the fourth wall HARD:
"Yo, did we just stumble into Dragon Ball: Ultimate What-If Fanfiction DLC??"
Rigor throws Vileto into a mountain and Caelix warps behind Friezditz and whispers:
"You're 5% Raditz. That means you're already 95% useless."
He one-shots him into another timeline.
⚠️ Scene 4 – Glitched Power-Up
Zenthul, desperate, begins absorbing the dead timelines—growing larger, morphing, becoming a creature of pure contradiction.
"𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘹. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘥𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘵𝘴."
Reality glitches like a corrupted PlayStation disc.
Caelix, voice trembling:
"He's not just absorbing timelines… he's becoming the final chapter of everything."
🔥 Scene 5 – The Trio's Trump Card
Xicor turns to the others.
"Alright, we're pulling the ultimate anime trump card: TRIPLE FUSION."
Rigor: "That's not a real thing."
Caelix: "There's no canon precedent for—"
Xicor: "Does it look like we're in canon anymore?!"
Cue Sword of Hope piercing the sky, invoking an ancient forgotten wish from the Kami of All Concepts (who appears as a floating manga pen with sunglasses).
The Triple Fusion Dance begins. It's 50% posing, 30% meme references, 20% JoJo sparkles.
🌟 FINAL MOMENTS – Enter: XCALIGOR
BOOM.
A being is born that breaks every rule.
Xicor's style
Caelix's precision
Rigor's brute power
Hair that's silver, blue, and black at the same time
Armor made of crystallized timelines
"I am XCALIGOR – Slayer of Endings, Protector of Hype!"
Even Zenthul freezes.
"𝘞𝘢𝘪𝘵… 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘳… 𝘢 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳-𝘶𝘱?"
Xcaligor: "Welcome to Dragon Ball AF. That's every chapter."
🔚 To Be Continued...
Next up:Chapter 6 – XCALIGOR vs Zenthul: End of the Spiral War
Clash of existence vs entropy
Xicor references One Piece, Bleach, and Chainsaw Man mid-battle
The Kami of Glitches makes a surprise appearance… and may be Xicor's long-lost uncle?!