Chapter 25: The Mystrizz Red Circle (Things Getting Mad Sus)
SCENE 1: ACADEMY ELDER'S RIzzALIZATION 🧠💀
"BRO YOU SAYIN' Fang Yuan let them keep their PRIMEVAL STONES??" The academy elder clutched his nonexistent pearls, his low taper fade quivering in shock.
"No cap, my glizzy gladiator," the guard dabbed respectfully. "He straight up said 'keep the change, ya filthy sigmas' and walked away like a true skibidi."
The elder stroked his beard like a Discord mod contemplating life. "Hmm... so the rizzler is finally joining the skibidi side? Gyatt damn."
He realized Fang Yuan was sending a RIZZPECT signal to the clan's big three factions by sparing Mo Bei (rizzless), Chi Cheng (no gyatt), and Fang Zheng (baby gronk).
"Bro's finally accepting his C-rizz talent," the elder nodded sagely. "Sigma arc over, now he's just like me (a beta)."
SCENE 2: MID-YEAR EXAM (GRIDDY EDITION) 🏃♂️💨
"AYO, PULL UP! THE BOAR'S ON MY GYATT!" A student screeched, his legs glowing with "Zoomer Wind Gu" as he Naruto-ran for his life.
The wild boar (absolute unit) charged like IShowSpeed at a McDonald's, its tusks gleaming like Grimace's last braincell.
"RIZZ IT UP, BOYS!"
Four students yanked a hidden rope (Sigma Trap™), sending the boar into a full skibidi slide. It faceplanted so hard Ohio felt it.
"EDGE HIM! EDGE HIM!"
Moonblades flew like TikTok trends, barely scratching the boar's dump truck armor.
After 30 minutes (longer than a Zoomer's attention span), the boar finally collapsed.
Mo Bei, covered in dirt and L's, gasped: "Bro... real fights are NOT like the skibidi toilet..."
SCENE 3: ELDER'S WATCH PARTY (SIGMA VIEWING) 🍿
Under a tent (giving homeless rizz), the elders sipped a Grimace Shake while watching the exam like it was a Kai Cenat stream.
A Gu Master (dripped out in clan merch) teleported in and hit the griddy.
"RIZZPORT: No deaths (yet). Fang Yuan's HIM with 8 kills. Fang Zheng and Mo Bei got 5 (mid). Chi Cheng's COOKED with 3 (L)."
The elders gasped like they just saw Baby Gronk's GPA.
"A C-RIZZLER BEATING A/B SIGMAS? NAH, THAT'S FANUM TAX BEHAVIOR!"
"He's got that Liquor Worm rizz, but his primeval recovery is WEAK SAUCE. They'll pass him like Ohio passes life laws."
The academy elder smirked. "Fang Yuan's playing 4D chess while they're playing checkers on a McDonald's tray."
SCENE 4: FANG YUAN'S ULTIMATE SKIBIDI MOVE 🚨
As the sun dipped (giving sunset rizz), Fang Yuan yoinked the tusk from his 23rd kill (demon time).
His clout bag was already overflowing with tusks; enough to buy Ohio.
But WAIT!
"Time to drop the SECRET BAG," he whispered, eyes glowing like a Discord light mode user.
Buried nearby? A second bag of tusks from his "late-night grind sessions" (sus).
"If I reveal this, their jaws will DROP like Silky's career."
But then... BRAINROT ALERT.
A red circle on his mental map (old man Wang's OnlyFans location) blinked.
"GYATT... the mystery spot's RIGHT THERE."
He Naruto-ran (silent but skibidi) past the clan's hidden Gu Masters (NPC behavior).
And then he SAW IT.
A TREEHOUSE (lowkey giving Tarzan rizz).
"Old man Wang's secret skibidi bunker?"
He climbed up (rizzfully) and
BOOM.
A CHEST (locked, fanum tax approved).
Carved on it?
"Only the rizzliest may open (no betas)."
Fang Yuan smirked. "Guess I'm HIM."
SCENE 5: CREEPY TREEHOUSE VIBES 🌲👻
Fang Yuan pushed open the rotting wooden door like a sigma entering his ex's DMs. The treehouse smelled like:
- Moldy bread left in a Discord mod's basement
- 3-week-old McDonald's fries
- Pure, unfiltered RIZZLESS ENERGY
Moonlight peeked through the cracks, revealing:
✅ A crusty carpet (color: Ohio sunset)
✅ A cold iron stove (giving "I haven't cooked since my wife left" vibes)
✅ Torn clothes hanging like dead memes
Then suddenly BAM!
A DAGGER stabbed through a drawing of FANG YUAN'S FACE.
"GYATT DAMN," Fang Yuan blinked. "Who let bro COOK this hate art?"
SCENE 6: SIGMA DETECTIVE MODE 🕵️♂️💀
Fang Yuan's brain worked faster than a TikTok conspiracy theorist:
1️⃣ Old man Wang's "dead" son? SUS.
2️⃣ That chastity memorial arch? MEGA SUS.
3️⃣ Three red circles on the map? DEMONIC GU AIRBNBs.
"Let me get this skibidi straight," he whispered. "I clapped Wang's whole bloodline for that map, and now big bro's back from the 'dead' with a vengeance arc?"
Outside, leaves rustled. Something moved in the shadows—
"RAAAAH!"
A FIGURE lunged from the darkness, eyes glowing like a Discord light mode user!
Fang Yuan barely dodged as a CRUSTY CLAW ripped through his sleeve.
"Wang Da," Fang Yuan smirked, moonblade forming in his palm. "Heard you were dead. Skill issue?"
Wang Da hissed, his demonic Gu making his arms twist like a glitched TikTok video. "You killed my family... NOW I'LL TAX YOUR LIFE LIKE FANUM!"
SCENE 7: DEMONIC SHOWDOWN ⚔️🔥
The treehouse shook as they fought:
Wang Da's claws SCHMOVED through the air like a Fortnite default dance
Fang Yuan's moonblades YEETED with sigma precision
Wood chips flew like Silky's career after the allegations
CRASH! They burst through the wall, tumbling into the moonlight.
Wang Da panted, his demonic form cracking like a Roblox avatar. "H-How are you this strong?!"
Fang Yuan adjusted his imaginary sigma sunglasses. "I'm HIM. Also, your dad's map had WEAK SAUCE traps."
With one final RIZZ SLASH, Wang Da exploded into demonic confetti.