[Log 44] {Sil} I'm trying to forget about yesterday by playing Pizza Simulator.
{Vicky} >:)
{Sil} I refuse to take advice from you.
{Vicky} :'(
{Logan} Ah, good, it appears that you are following along in the FNAF series. Are you playing these games in order?
{Sil} I'm playing them in order of release… But if there is an order of lore… I'll take it.
{Logan} :)
{Sil} I swear to god if you have another lore dump…
{Logan} In lore order we are going from approximately 1983 all the way to 2035-36.
{Sil} Oh no.
{Vicky} OH YES.
{Vicky} You know, Logan once tried to seduce me using FNAF lore once.
{Sil} How the fuck does that work??
{Vicky} His pathetic nature was very endearing. We were on a date and he didn't know what to say, so he just went on talking about FNAF lore. It was funny but I could tell that this was something important to him.
{Vicky} Something he was willing to share with me. Plus the passion behind his words... Even if I didn't fully get it, I still fell in love with him even more.
{Logan} You will need to start off with FNAF 4, taking place around 1983 where you play as the child presumed to be the deceased son of William Afton. The setting takes place in a bedroom with a closet and 2 side doors that you must consistently check for several nights.
{Vicky} Just seeing him talk about his special interests makes me want to peg him even more…
{Sil} …
{Logan} The next game will be FNAF 2 which takes place in the usual pizzeria in 1987. Unlike the first game, you now have no doors and several new characters other than the usual 4.
{Vicky} Keep talking baby girl, I'll just be thinking of ways to make those robotic toes curl.
{Logan} After this, we will then move to the FNAF: Sister Location game, taking place sometime after the previous game. After '87 to '93, the new pizzeria was shut down. This game is a bit more complicated, as you are the animatronics technician.
{Vicky} Yeah, yeah! YEAHHHH. Get excited king. Once you're done, I'll be speaking FNAF lore between your legs
{Sil} I really really really really want to get mad and punch my communications box, but I can't.
{Logan} Then you have the first FNAF game, taking place sometime in the early 90s. You are back to playing as a security guard for 5 nights before getting fired. This game mentions The Bite of 87 but takes place after the fact, therefore it is between the second and third game of the series.
{Vicky} I'm so happy you still have most of your torso. I NEED to make you look like a dalmatian.
{Sil} The… spotted dog?!!?
{Logan} I'll tell you when you are older.
{Sil} WE'RE LITERALLY THE SAME AGE?!
{Sil} I'm ending this log. Go have fun and bother each other or whatever it is you do.